One-Liners, Courtesy of The Ducklings!

This entry might be a little bit of a cop-out... but whatever! I'm running out of good stories without repeating the same thing over and over again. You know... the "Andrew-poured-flour all-over-the-floor-and-used-it-to-slip-n-slide-down-the-hallway", kind of thing. That stuff happens around here... it's not always THAT entertaining.

Anyway.... during the past several months the Ducklings have come up with some one-liners that have just slayed me. So here goes. In no particular order.... quotes from the Ducklings.

Me to Army Guy: "Scoot over and make room for my giant butt".

Matthew (from the other room): "THAT'S MY MAMA!!!"

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Matthew (from the back of the minivan):
"Mommy, can you move your big face so I can see the TomTom"?

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Matthew to Mom & Dad (from the back of the minivan): "NO TALKING!"

Mom and Dad: "Okay" (continue talking)

short pause.....................

Matthew (spoken like a tired & irritated mom):

"I hear talking!" "I think I said NO TALKING!"

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Daniel: "Yo Ho, Yo Ho a Piwates Wife for me!"

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Daniel (singing to the tune of "Where is Thumpkin"):

"Where is Daddy? Where is Daddy?

I don't' know. I don't know.

Wore mus born wore finner. Wore mus born wore finner.

Amen. Amen. (Translated: "You must burn your finger")
(I don't know... I'm just reporting!)

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Matthew (to his teacher when put in the time-out chair):

"My mommy does NOT want to hear from you!"

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Matthew (to mommy when trying to stay up after bed time).

"But mommy, you're awesome and I want to hang out with you!"

(ah... sweet! He got to stay up. I know.. I'm a sucker!)

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Matthew - the next night: (Spoken with wrong body language and tone. Rolling eyes and just saying the words.)
"But you're awesome and I wanna hang out with you!"
(Ah ha ha ha! Not this time little mister! Nice try!)

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Daniel: "Doe Di Aye Doe Doe"
(It took me 20 minutes to translate that to "Go Diego Go") LOL

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Daniel: "I'm a boy but I DON'T WIKE football... and I DON'T WIKE fredress!!!" (Asparagus)