Monday, June 21, 2010
Uh... Something Got Lost in Translation
So, this is how my Monday began...
Dewey: (whispering) "Mom... wake up, Mom! Can I play Nintendo?"
Me: "mmmmmm... wha? mmmm"
Dewey: "Can I play Nintendo?"
Me: "Not right now sweetie... wait until everyone wakes up."
Dewey: "Okay mom."
Dewey: (Yelling in the living room). "EVERYBODY WAKE UP! MOM SAYS WHEN YOU GET UP I CAN PLAY NINTENDO!!!"
Dewey: "I SAID WAKE UP... LET'S PLAY NINTENDO!!!"
"Somehow" all the Wii remotes in the house are smashed into 1,000 tiny pieces after having "accidentally" hit the wall. (wait.. maybe I dreamed that part).
The above conversation leaves me pondering three questions:
1. WHY can't I drag this child's butt out of bed in time to get his brother to Pre-School by 9:00am during the school year?
2: WHEN is nap-time?
3: WHO wants to buy a Wii? (really cheap)
Loretta is the mother of three boys aged 10, 11 and 12, and the author of the upcoming book, "Laughing All The Way To Kindergarten". In addition to keeping up with her crazies, Loretta is a lover of Jesus, hummer of Christian tunes, fan of TexMex, and wearer of leggings. Loretta documents the crazy at www.lorishouseofcrazy.blogspot.com