This is Dewey...

This is Dewey.

This is Dewey enjoying his new truck.

This is Dewey's truck after Dewey:

• took a wee on the patio
• backed up his truck over the puddle to hide the evidence
• got out and looked under the truck to make sure the spot was, indeed, covered up
• backed up some more to make a final adjustment
• and came inside with an expression that said "WHAT"?

This is me... Imagine me laughing so hard I nearly peed myself. Good thing I didn't, because I don't think backing the minivan into the kitchen is really an option.