My life is a circus. Full Stop! That is all.
Some day's I'm not even sure who wears the ring-master hat in this household; though I'm pretty sure the monkeys are in charge quite often. But it's okay because my monkeys are smart little boogers and they entertain me greatly. Case in point:
Every two weeks I spend Sunday and Monday in frantic preparation for the housekeeper's visit on Tuesday. I make every attempt to pick up all the stuff, which includes finishing all laundry. Sometimes I fail in this area and the laundry room floor cannot be mopped for months. The laundry.... OY... it never ends! EVER!
After such an effort to clear out the laundry room, it ticks me off beyond belief when someone decides to bring down their laundry on Monday night. This compelled me to send Army Guy a text like this:
Just two hours before the arrival of awesome housekeeper. I was LIVID!
So this week I decided to be proactive and send out an announcement to the entire family on Sunday night.
Enter Daniel, my genius (smart-@$$) 13-year-old child who, I swear, was born to be an attorney.
This prompted a lively conversation between Daniel, his dad and I. This child is too intelligent for his own good. Anyway... there was a discussion on dictatorships, sedition, treason and the idea of a revolution with the ultimate goal of a coup to overthrow the government. To which I replied:
And then Army Guy Posted:
This conversation concluded with the entire idea of a revolution dying a slow, silent death to the soundtrack of crickets chirping in B minor.
And that’s how you stop a revolution!
Mommy for the win!
Note to self: it really IS time to teach these boogers how to do their own laundry. (Muahahaha)