My life is a circus. Full
Stop! That is all.
Some day's I'm not even sure who
wears the ring-master hat in this household; though I'm pretty sure the monkeys
are in charge quite often. But it's okay because my monkeys are smart little
boogers and they entertain me greatly. Case in point:
Every two weeks I spend Sunday and
Monday in frantic preparation for the housekeeper's visit on Tuesday. I make
every attempt to pick up all the stuff, which includes finishing all laundry.
Sometimes I fail in this area and the laundry room floor cannot be mopped for
months. The laundry.... OY... it never ends! EVER!
After such an effort to clear out
the laundry room, it ticks me off beyond belief when someone decides to bring
down their laundry on Monday night. This compelled me to send Army Guy a text
like this:
Just two hours before the arrival of
awesome housekeeper. I was LIVID!
So this week I decided to be
proactive and send out an announcement to the entire family on Sunday night.
Enter Daniel, my genius (smart-@$$)
13-year-old child who, I swear, was born to be an attorney.
This prompted a lively conversation between Daniel, his dad and I. This child is too intelligent for his own good.
Anyway... there was a discussion on dictatorships, sedition, treason and the
idea of a revolution with the ultimate goal of a coup to overthrow the government. To which I
replied:
And then Army Guy Posted:
This conversation concluded with the
entire idea of a revolution dying a slow, silent death to the soundtrack of
crickets chirping in B minor.
And that’s how you stop a revolution!
Mommy for the win!
Note to self: it really IS time to
teach these boogers how to do their own laundry. (Muahahaha)
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